You know what\u2019s worse than breaking up with your girlfriend? Being stuck with her prize-winning show cat. And you know what\u2019s worse than that? An alien invasion, the destruction of all man-made structures on Earth, and the systematic exploitation of all the survivors for a sadistic intergalactic game show. That\u2019s what.<\/p>\n
Join Coast Guard vet Carl and his ex-girlfriend\u2019s cat, Princess Donut, as they try to survive the end of the world \u2013 or just get to the next level \u2013 in a video game-like, trap-filled fantasy dungeon. A dungeon that\u2019s actually the set of a reality television show with countless viewers across the galaxy. Exploding goblins. Magical potions. Deadly, drug-dealing llamas. This ain\u2019t your ordinary game show.<\/p>\n
Welcome, Crawler. Welcome to the Dungeon. Survival is optional. Keeping the viewers entertained is not.<\/p>\n
Includes part one of the exclusive bonus story \u201cBackstage at the Pineapple Cabaret.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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